How To: Master the 3 Minute Shower

Step 1: Undress completely with baby still in arms. (NO you weirdo, this is not in any way odd)

Step 2: Arrange bouncer/stroller/swing in front of shower with pacifier ready for emergencies. Open shower curtain slightly. (YES this may cause an unpleasant breeze, but sight of mommy may put off a meltdown!)

Step 3: Turn shower on - while baby is still in arms & get that sucker hot. Place babe in device of your choosing AFTER shower is hot - every second counts here folks!

Step 4: Shampoo first - leave in only 30 seconds. (Or, just skip shampoo altogether, it's damaging anyways)

Step 5: Condition & soap up. This combo is key - it allows your conditioner to remain on longer than if they were separate! (Time limit 1.5 mins)

Step 6: This is your last minute. Do as you choose - but choose wisely. Some may prefer to soak in a moment of hot water, whilst other may prefer to shave the legs for the hubby - it's really up to you. (Warning - last minute might be interrupted by screams!)

And there you have it: your 3 Minute Shower!